Smokey Manufacturing Company
The Mug Is Half Full. I'm Not Taking Questions. Tee
The Mug Is Half Full. I'm Not Taking Questions. Tee
Comfort Colors 1717
Size guide
Relaxed unisex fit. Measurements below are for the garment laid flat and are shown in inches.
| Size | Width | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18.25" | 26.62" |
| M | 20.25" | 28.00" |
| L | 22.00" | 29.37" |
| XL | 24.00" | 30.75" |
| 2XL | 26.00" | 31.62" |
| 3XL | 27.75" | 32.50" |
| 4XL | 29.75" | 33.50" |
Measure straight across the chest, approximately one inch below the armholes.
Measure from the highest point of the shoulder down to the bottom hem.
Between sizes? Choose the larger size for a roomier fit. Comparing these measurements with a shirt you already like is the safest bet.
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Fabric & fit
Fabric & fit
Comfort Colors 1717 — 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed, and heavy enough to feel like something. It arrives already broken in, which saves you about two years.
Relaxed unisex fit, true to size. Between sizes? Size up. Sizes S–4XL, because the fit shouldn't be the hard part of your day.
- Garment-dyed and pre-shrunk
- 6.1 oz heavyweight cotton
- Tubular body, no side seams
- Double-needle stitching
- Front print
Full measurements are in the size chart, which we recommend roughly as strongly as we recommend measuring twice.
Care
Care
- Cold water, inside out. (Hot water is for people in a hurry.)
- Gentle detergent. Garment-dyed cotton is easygoing — keep it that way.
- The first wash may give up a little color, so keep it away from anything white you're fond of.
- Tumble dry low, or hang it up and go do something else.
- No bleach, no fabric softener. Both undo what makes this shirt good.
- Don't iron over the artwork. Inside out with a pressing cloth if you must — though we'd love to know what you're getting ready for.
- Do not dry clean.
Garment-dyed color keeps settling and softening for years. That isn't wear. That's the whole idea.
Shipping & returns
Shipping & returns
Orders leave here in 2–7 business days. We aren't known for hurrying, and neither is anything else in this catalog.
After that it's the carrier's afternoon — standard U.S. delivery is usually 2–5 business days. Tracking hits your inbox the moment it ships. Refresh it hourly or forget it exists; both are respectable.
If it shows up damaged, flawed, or not what you ordered, we'll make it right. That one's on us.
We're a small operation. If something's wrong, say so and we'll sort it out without putting you through a process.
