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Smokey Manufacturing Company

The Package Said Easy Assembly. We're Not Speaking. Tee

The Package Said Easy Assembly. We're Not Speaking. Tee

Regular price $34.99 USD
Regular price $49.99 USD Sale price $34.99 USD
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Color: White
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The chair is finished; the relationship with the instruction sheet is not.

Original Smokey MFG. Co. artwork, printed to order on a Comfort Colors 1717 tee.

Fabric and fit

Comfort Colors 1717 — 100% ring-spun US cotton, garment-dyed, and 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²). It arrives already broken in, which saves you about two years.

Relaxed unisex fit. Choose your usual size for an easy fit, or size up for a roomier feel. Check the size guide against a shirt you already like.

  • Garment-dyed and pre-shrunk
  • Tubular construction with no side seams
  • Double-needle stitching
  • Front DTG print
  • Sizes S–4XL

Check the size chart before ordering.

Care

Wash cold with like colors, inside out. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron the artwork. Do not dry clean.

Garment-dyed color keeps settling and softening over time. That is the whole idea.

Shipping and returns

Each item is made to order. Current production and delivery estimates appear at checkout. Tracking is sent when the order ships.

If your order arrives damaged or incorrect, contact us and we will make it right.

Fabric & fit

Comfort Colors 1717 — 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed, and heavy enough to feel like something. It arrives already broken in, which saves you about two years.

Relaxed unisex fit, true to size. Between sizes? Size up. Sizes S–4XL, because the fit shouldn't be the hard part of your day.

  • Garment-dyed and pre-shrunk
  • 6.1 oz heavyweight cotton
  • Tubular body, no side seams
  • Double-needle stitching
  • Front print

Full measurements are in the size chart, which we recommend roughly as strongly as we recommend measuring twice.

Care

  • Cold water, inside out. (Hot water is for people in a hurry.)
  • Gentle detergent. Garment-dyed cotton is easygoing — keep it that way.
  • The first wash may give up a little color, so keep it away from anything white you're fond of.
  • Tumble dry low, or hang it up and go do something else.
  • No bleach, no fabric softener. Both undo what makes this shirt good.
  • Don't iron over the artwork. Inside out with a pressing cloth if you must — though we'd love to know what you're getting ready for.
  • Do not dry clean.

Garment-dyed color keeps settling and softening for years. That isn't wear. That's the whole idea.

Shipping & returns

Orders leave here in 2–7 business days. We aren't known for hurrying, and neither is anything else in this catalog.

After that it's the carrier's afternoon — standard U.S. delivery is usually 2–5 business days. Tracking hits your inbox the moment it ships. Refresh it hourly or forget it exists; both are respectable.

If it shows up damaged, flawed, or not what you ordered, we'll make it right. That one's on us.

We're a small operation. If something's wrong, say so and we'll sort it out without putting you through a process.

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